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GOT Weekend inspiration!

Are you excited for the final season of the most popular TV show?

This fabulous dog certainly is!

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“I am Coconut Rice Bear of House Samoyed, first of her name, Queen of hoomans, Protector of the seven chimkins, the Mother of Rao Raos, the Khaleesi of the great white shoobs, Catcher of balls, the breaker of sticks! Will you bend the knee?” #GameOfBones⠀ -⠀ 📷 @coconutricebear⠀ -⠀ #barked #GameOfThrones #GOT #doggo #Samoyed

A post shared by Barked by 9GAG (@barked) on Apr 10, 2019 at 2:08am PDT

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Story: Have a female feral cat an owner was trying to catch for years that kept having babies, finally caught her to get her fixed, he named me madame ovarie. Lol

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Story: We had a cat named “shitty fatass” Callbacks were always fun.. “We’re just calling to check up on sh- your kitty since his appointment on Tuesday?”

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Story: Had a very elderly man bring in a male dog named “Chris”. A few days later, he brought in a female dog also named Chris. When I asked why they had the same name he said “well when I call Chris they both come runnin, so both they names is Chris now”

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